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legitmashton:

I bet he was naked under this….just let that sink it

legitmashton:

I bet he was naked under this….just let that sink it


sexwithrejects:

internette-fangirl:

magcon-perfect:

biteme-derekhale:

blaueschmetterling:

freckled-tree:

misscokebottleglasses:

Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ your cute

high waisted shorts are for everyone they can go cry in a corner and sob they’re obviously jealous you look hella cute

Oh my gosh you’re super pretty

You are So So pretty that im jealous

YOU ARE ROCKING DEM SHORTS

I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE ARE SUCH ASSHOLES ABOUT STUFF LIKE THIS. YOU LOOK HELLA CUTE

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sswincestiel:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

so you can have a bee in your mouth.

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(x)

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peircethebvbjackie:

xoxomichelleoxox:

doctor-hannibalism:

darling-im-sad:

memories-will-kill:

lightlikeafeatherflies:

and-mine-would-be-you:

t0morrowcomest0day:


I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

I miss you..

That last comment broke my heart..

please never give up.

I will never forget you..

R.I.P my mothers cousin 

RIP Uncle Max

Rest in peace Denis. You may be gone, but you will never be forgotten. 

Rest in peace Frank…I love you baby and I’ll never forget you

peircethebvbjackie:

xoxomichelleoxox:

doctor-hannibalism:

darling-im-sad:

memories-will-kill:

lightlikeafeatherflies:

and-mine-would-be-you:

t0morrowcomest0day:

I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

I miss you..

That last comment broke my heart..

please never give up.

I will never forget you..

R.I.P my mothers cousin 

RIP Uncle Max

Rest in peace Denis. You may be gone, but you will never be forgotten. 

Rest in peace Frank…I love you baby and I’ll never forget you

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pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

pumkat:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Where is the pumpkin stem 

image

(via spookeatz)


THERE ARE FANS AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE ASHTON IS. I REPEAT THERE ARE FANS WHERE ASH IS IN CARE. IM GOING TO SLAP YOU ALL WITH A FISH WHAT THE FUCK

downunderirwin:

welcome-to-muke-city-bitch:

WHOEVER IS AT THE HOSPITAL ASHTON IS AT, YA’LL SOME RUDE ASS ANNOYING ASS INCONSIDERATE ASS DOUCHE ROCKET FUCKING FUCK FUCKS.

(via 5sos-writing)



luke doesn’t give two shits.

luke doesn’t give two shits.

(via aghirwin)


Interviewer: Have you ever seen each other naked?
All: Yes
Luke: Yes, daily
Calum: Yes, for sure
Interviewer: Have you ever been impressed by what you've seen on another band member?
Calum, Luke & Michael: No
Ashton: Yes
Ashton: I've to be honest, i've been impressed!
*Everyone laughs*
Interviewer: Ash, i appreciate the honesty bro!
*Everyone keeps laughing*
Ashton: I mean, what?! Wait, we're all being honest here! I was shocked, i wasn't expecting much!

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

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YOU:

WILL:

REMEMBER:

ME

FOR

CENTURIES

(via heresmychanceandimtakingit)


ashtonirwinyesplease:

whoever marries this guy wins

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cal-hood-pal:

"Smalla then a bug"


I

cal-hood-pal:

"Smalla then a bug"

I

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aika-chan01:


natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.


why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.

aika-chan01:

natalie-as-herself:

qelato:

anniecrestadair:

orangeninjadan:

hickitty:

clarkkftw:

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

(via mukesturbate)